Ahoy, me mateys! Yest'day be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! A funny coincidence - me oldest buccaneer asked on Saturday if there be a national pirate day since he be lovin' the pirates, he do. I tell 'im that there be a Talk Like A Pirate Day, but me not knowin' when it be. Then, I check the list on Monday and find out it be yest'day. Ho! I find it funny.
Me hearties and me set sail in th' morn for a day o' adventure. We read th' pirate books. We wore th' pirate clothes. We played th' pirate games. We be real pirates, we be.
We not be smellin' like th' pirate stench though. Or drinkin' th' pirate ale. Or actin' th' pirate ways. Got it, landlubbers? Good.
This lit'l lad might be stinkin' at times though. It's the booty, y' know. And not th' treasure booty me talkin' about.
Aye, but we be forgivin' 'im. He be quite the beaut and provides entertainment on th' voyage.
We practiced th' Pirate Code. Th' oldest buccaneer and me plundered a copy just last weekend from th' thrifty store.
Blimey! Th' lad left Pieces of Eight - $4 worth - t' pay fer it.
I still be tryin' t' teach 'im how t' properly pillage. Aye, he be a stubborn one, that scallywag.
Shiver me timbers! We seen th' great sea monsters. They wanted me loot.
Me mateys and me loaded the guns and "Fire in the hole!" Down went the scurvy dogs, down into Davy Jones' Locker.
We found this 'ere map. (Here's how ye can make yer own.) We waited 'til th' Cap'n returned from 'is duties on the Barbary Coast b'fore searchin' fer th' treasure.
Th' map had a note with a clue. We hung 'em both up by th' door so th' Cap'n be seein' 'em when he get home.
Those lit'l buccaneers, they be excited to watch th' Cap'n search. Lots o' gigglin'. Lots o' smilin'.
Ho! Th' treasure be freshly baked choc'late chip cookies! Th' Cap'n's favorites! Th' clue be handy too. Th' treasure be in a cash box "buried" under stuffed animals. The combination be "34."
The lit'l pirates had more treasure maps for the Cap'n. He be a busy scallywag searchin' fer th' treasures.
But he found 'em all. Aye, lots o' celebrations.
Talk Like A Pirate Day be lots o' fun! Silly talk, treasure hunts, and treasure??? Arrr, we be likin' th' day.