Keep My Day Job?

It's such a beautiful day, so the kids and I were playing outside. I was pitching to Jake and our conversation went as follows:

Jake: Hey, my bat's not that long.

Me: Sorry, I never claimed to be a pitcher.

Jake: Well, what did you go to college for?

Me: To be a teacher.

Jake: Oh. Well, next time you go to college, be a baseball pitcher.

July 2009